The Alternate Route

Six out of seven small SUVs fail new safety test

The Insurance Institute for Highway Safey (IIHS) has released the results of a new study that demonstrate that, while automakers have achieved great success in protecting drivers in crashes, they have to some work to do when it comes to saving passengers. In fact, of the seven SUVs tested for passenger-side "small overlap" collisions, only one received a "good" rating, while the others ranged from "poor" to "adequate."

New Jersey state trooper gives teens ride to prom after crash

For a teen, crashing your parents' car has to rank as the worst possible thing that can happen to you. Crashing it on the way to prom has to be icing on the worst-case scenario cake. For two New Jersey teens, it was just the start of prom night.

Couple suing teen, Snapchat for causing 107-mph Atlanta crash while using 'speed' filter

After a violent crash left him with traumatic brain injuries, a Georgia man and his wife are blaming Snapchat's "speed" filter, according to a new lawsuit.

The plaintiff, Wentworth Maynard, was merging onto a four-lane highway outside of Atlanta when, his lawyers say, his car was struck "so violently it shot across the left lane into the left embankment."

Tiger found roaming streets of Texas neighborhood

This is why random dummies shouldn’t be allowed to own tigers.

Yesterday in Montgomery County, Texas, traffic was disrupted in a residential neighborhood due to a tiger roaming the streets. Upon seeing the news, a random person we can assume is not a wildlife biologist called the local news station, identifying the tiger as a former "pet":

Watch a Tesla Model S drive itself through rush hour traffic (VIDEO)

Many of us are too poor to have to own a Tesla Model S, or our rich friends are too electric car-averse, so we'll never know how cool the Teslas's autopilot feature is because we have to settle for borrowed McLarens. Until now! The folks at Slow News Day have a rich friend who does like electric cars, so they filmed themselves driving (and not driving) a Tesla Model S through Birmingham rush hour for our enjoyment.

Man with sticker about racing police called an 'idiot' after police apprehend him in chase

There are maybe two appropriate reasons to have a sticker that says "Sorry Officer I Thought You Wanted A Race" on your car:

1) You are extremely law-abiding and it's ironic.
2) You are legitimately impossible to beat in a race.

But unfortunately for a man in Durham, England, this sticker seemed like a good idea for reasons that are not either of the above. So when he crashed his car after being pursued by UK police, they sent out this tweet: